Anyone else think the Mervis diamond importers guy from the radio must be the most out-of-touch man on the planet with a PR guy worse than Mitt Romney?
“Tell them a heartwarming family story so they can relate to you, Mervis!”
“Sure! I’ll tell them about the good ol’ days when Dad used to bring home a giant box of diamonds, dump them on the table, and force his children to analyze them.”
Nothing says good old-fashioned family values like diamong mining, right?
Helga without the H 