People Magazine has continued its tradition of hardhitting journalism by yet again announcing the identity of the Sexiest Man Alive! Do they change their mind every year even though most of the previously announced sexiest men alive haven’t died off or changed their appearances in any major way? Yes! Does this make any sense? No! … More Overanalyzing People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive
It has been a little over a year and a half since the publication of my latest novel, Hope the Little Fox. In that time, I have learned quite a bit. Most of it is not good! Okay, here we go… First, I should probably mention that technically Hope is my third finished book and … More What I Have Learned: An Adventure in Self-Publishing and Self-Evaluation
Every year for the past few years, I try to watch as many Oscar nominees as possible. For the past couple years I have also reviewed them here on this blog. This year was an ideal year for this exercise, given that the pandemic has forced most nominees onto streaming services that I could watch … More The Official Helga Without the H 2021 Oscar Awards
Late one cold rainy evening last week, I was walking my dog in the park behind my house. Given the hour and the weather, it was very quiet out, and so when a couple people ahead of me were having a private conversation, I heard it crystal clear. “If they investigated crime the same way … More Air Disasters and Police Brutality
Earlier today I wrote up a brief story about a project I did in college. Which reminded me of another great class project from my youth… In 8th grade civics class, we had to do a budget project. The budget project was fantastic. Big hit. Kids loved it. Very useful for developing real life skills. … More A Random Story About Pantyhose
When I was in college, I took a class on Visual Communications. It was a surprisingly useful class, and one that pretty much everyone should have to take. Recently a random memory from this class came to mind. We were assigned a project wherein we each selected a magazine and then analyzed the advertisements therein. … More A Random Story About Magazines
Today I’d like to talk about the disgusting appearance of Mark and Patricia McCloskey at the Republican National Convention. I know this news is almost two weeks old, but there’s been a lot of traumatic news to process recently, so forgive me if it took some time to parse and articulate my thoughts on this … More Shoot Thy Neighbor
I am scared of riding a bike. Here are some other things of which I am scared:– dogs– public speaking– small spaces– drowning/ being underwater– heights But today I am focusing on the bikes. I have been thinking about fear a lot over the past two days. That is because two days ago, something very … More I Am Scared of Riding a Bike
Last week, when Kamala Harris was announced as Biden’s VP pick, I got excited and posted the following comment on Facebook: “KAMALA HARRIS YES YES YES! Someone get me a giant yard sign STAT!” Most of my Facebook feed was full of other super excited pro-Harris posts, but one Facebook friend was less enthusiastic. He … More (in defense of) Getting Excited About Kamala Harris
This morning I saw a video that brought back a memory for me. The incident in the video occurred a few days ago and is described here. In it, a white lady in a nice middle-class suburban neighborhood is calling the police on he black neighbors while continuing to argue with them. According to the … More Ingrained
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