Nic Pizzolatto should hire me for his True Detective writing staff. My entire job would be to administer the following quiz every time he tries to introduce a female character:
1. Is this female character a sex worker?
2. Is this female character’s entire identity defined by her relationship to a male character?
3. Does this female character get saved and/or require saving by a male character?
4. Do we see this female character’s panties and/or boobies?
2. Is this female character’s entire identity defined by her relationship to a male character?
3. Does this female character get saved and/or require saving by a male character?
4. Do we see this female character’s panties and/or boobies?
If you have answered “NO” to all of these questions, then congratulations! Your new female character may now enter the script for season three! BOOM: Series saved!
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