Dear EHarmony-
Please stop matching me with people I already know. Today it happened for the 5th time. This is not what I am paying you for. Thanks.
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Dear EHarmony (again)-
Why are men allowed to post all the “check out my hot torso on the beach” photos they want, but I can’t post my white water rafting photo? I’m wearing a helmet, life vest, and dorky board shorts, for Pete’s sake. That’s not exactly sexually explicit. Your conservative double standard is hypocritical and aggravating.
-My Abs
Why are men allowed to post all the “check out my hot torso on the beach” photos they want, but I can’t post my white water rafting photo? I’m wearing a helmet, life vest, and dorky board shorts, for Pete’s sake. That’s not exactly sexually explicit. Your conservative double standard is hypocritical and aggravating.
-My Abs
Helga without the H 