Signs you very much live in the 1st world: There are 35,964 hits for “wedding dog” on Etsy. Items include (but are not limited to): doggy bow ties, doggy tuxes, doggy flower girl dresses, doggy flower girl collars, doggy ring bearer collars, doggy ring bearer pillows, signs and bandannas saying “I do too” or “my humans are getting married” or “my parents are getting married” or “best dog” or “dog of honor” or “ring security,” floral dog leashes, cake toppers featuring dogs, cute wedding posters featuring dogs, and even this actual wedding dog (I assume they’re selling the dog and not the doggy tux, right? The world is a strange strange place.
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