Christmas morning conversation with a toddler:
Toddler: Aunt Elga is a man.
Toddler’s mom: No, Aunt Elga is a woman. And you are a girl.
Toddler: I don’t want to be a girl.
Me: Why don’t you want to be a girl?
Toddler: Because I want to be a person.
hmm…
Helga without the H 