Was prepping for a 50’s-themed party and realized that I do not own a single tube of lipstick, but I DO own several tubes of fake blood. Lips are red- problem solved! I think this statement pretty much sums me up.

DC seems to be hosting both a gay pride event, and a massive Girl Scout event, which is equating to one festive metro ride.

Anyone else think the Mervis diamond importers guy from the radio must be the most out-of-touch man on the planet with a PR guy worse than Mitt Romney? “Tell them a heartwarming family story so they can relate to you, Mervis!” “Sure! I’ll tell them about the good ol’ days when Dad used to bring … More Facebook Post: July 3, 2012

New money-making scheme: Start up a seasonal online dating site for non-football-fans that only runs September through February called I’m Free This Sunday (Unlike Everyone Else You Know)

Oh, Netflix, thanks for adding some light to an otherwise cruddy day. “Because you liked ‘Masterpiece Classics: Wuthering Heights,’ you may like ‘Comedy Central’s Reno 911.’” Huh?

I’m pretty used to protestors of all shapes and sizes all over DC, and usually I think it’s a good thing, even when I don’t agree. But for some reason today really got to me. Maybe it’s because I just read a chapter in my Civil War book about lingering prejudices in the south and … More Facebook Post: March 26, 2013

Today was day 1 of my 1-month yoga challenge. I am too sick to exercise. So I spent 30 minutes watching videos on meditation that instructed me on how to sit around and not do anything. Holy cow, yoga is boring so far. Can’t wait to feel better so I can try something a little … More Facebook Posts: October 1 – 5, 2013

I firmly believe that absolutely all of the world’s problems are caused entirely by Maryland drivers.

Quick Poll:  What would your thoughts/reaction be if a stranger sat down directly next to you on a half-empty train with plenty of free seats? How would your reaction be impacted if that stranger then proceeded to spread their leg all the way over into your half of the bench and start rapidly shaking it … More Facebook Post: June 3, 2014

Ah, Pub Trivia… Where our team consisting of two Georgetown law degrees and one Oxford criminology degree can’t remember which amendment contains the right to a speedy trial, but we DO know the name of the Red Sox’s green monster mascot. Note to self: Always have a token Bostonian on hand.