Ah, Pub Trivia… Where our team consisting of two Georgetown law degrees and one Oxford criminology degree can’t remember which amendment contains the right to a speedy trial, but we DO know the name of the Red Sox’s green monster mascot. Note to self: Always have a token Bostonian on hand.
Some highlights from President Obama’s speech in Estonia today: “Countries like Estonia and Latvia and Lithuania are not post-Soviet territory; you are sovereign and independent nations, with the right to make your own decisions. No other nation gets to veto your security decisions.” “As a result of state-run propaganda, many Russians have become convinced that … More Faecbook Post: September 3, 2014
Pumkip Spice Lattes are back AND the new Dancing With The Stars cast has been announced?! Squeee! This is the best morning ever! (I don’t care how embarrassing and lame this update is: haters gonna hate, but they would probably mellow out and stop hating if they had pumpkin coffee and dance videos, too.)
ORIGINAL POST: It’s 1am on a weeknight. [NAME REDACTED] hears a noise. I figure it’s normal house noises. We hear another noise. Must be coming from next door. More noises. Must be the dog. Oh, but he’s right here, and the noise is coming from outside the bedroom. Holy crap, they are DEFINITELY in the house. SOMEONE … More Facebook Post: November 25, 2014
ORIGINAL POST: Two nights ago I was walking down the street and pulled out my phone to text something lovey-dovey to my boyfriend. A car slowed down next to me and rolled along beside me for the entire length of the block, with the men inside calling out inappropriate crap at me. I did an … More Facebook Post: December 14, 2014
I feel so empty post-hockey. Don’t know what to do with myself. I’m living life like I just went through a bad break-up: just keep skimming through hockey article after hockey article, reliving the pain of last night, when the stupid Rangers ripped my heart out. Agh, but we had good times, didn’t we, Caps? … More Facebook Post: May 14, 2015
Reenlisting in my work benefits today. Clicked on the Short Term Disability guide to help me compare options. IT IS WRITTEN IN COMIC SANS. Doesn’t exactly make me feel like I’m in good hands here.
I passed a For Sale sign today where the realtor’s name was Jim Crow. #1: If you are a soon-to-be parent with the last name Crow, for the love of God, do NOT name your kid Jim or James! #2: If your are the unfortunate individual whose parents named them Jim Crow, why, why, WHY … More Facebook Post: May 26, 2015
I may run for office as a single-issue candidate. My one and only goal will be to enact a strict nationwide Stand Right, Walk Left policy on all escalators. DC folks know what I’m talking about.
Part of me loves the free-spirited, community feel of staying in Garezers tent city. But a much larger part of me is like “DEAR GOD WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE PLAYING A GUITAR 10 FEET AWAY FROM MY TENT AT 8 AM????”
Helga without the H 