Some highlights from President Obama’s speech in Estonia today: “Countries like Estonia and Latvia and Lithuania are not post-Soviet territory; you are sovereign and independent nations, with the right to make your own decisions. No other nation gets to veto your security decisions.” “As a result of state-run propaganda, many Russians have become convinced that … More Faecbook Post: September 3, 2014

Pumkip Spice Lattes are back AND the new Dancing With The Stars cast has been announced?! Squeee! This is the best morning ever! (I don’t care how embarrassing and lame this update is: haters gonna hate, but they would probably mellow out and stop hating if they had pumpkin coffee and dance videos, too.)

I feel so empty post-hockey. Don’t know what to do with myself. I’m living life like I just went through a bad break-up: just keep skimming through hockey article after hockey article, reliving the pain of last night, when the stupid Rangers ripped my heart out. Agh, but we had good times, didn’t we, Caps? … More Facebook Post: May 14, 2015

Reenlisting in my work benefits today. Clicked on the Short Term Disability guide to help me compare options. IT IS WRITTEN IN COMIC SANS. Doesn’t exactly make me feel like I’m in good hands here.

I passed a For Sale sign today where the realtor’s name was Jim Crow. #1: If you are a soon-to-be parent with the last name Crow, for the love of God, do NOT name your kid Jim or James! #2: If your are the unfortunate individual whose parents named them Jim Crow, why, why, WHY … More Facebook Post: May 26, 2015

I may run for office as a single-issue candidate. My one and only goal will be to enact a strict nationwide Stand Right, Walk Left policy on all escalators. DC folks know what I’m talking about.

Part of me loves the free-spirited, community feel of staying in Garezers tent city. But a much larger part of me is like “DEAR GOD WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE PLAYING A GUITAR 10 FEET AWAY FROM MY TENT AT 8 AM????”

After catching most of the debate last night, I’ve come to the conclusion that the two participants most qualified to become president are: 1) John Kasich, who stands no chance of winning because he’s rational and experienced and uses legitimate on-topic facts instead of resorting to random insults against Rosie O’Donnell as a debate tactic, … More Facebook Post: August 7, 2015

So I don’t really like or follow American football, but I DO still wind up knowing to some degree what’s going on with the Redskins by living in the DC area and being stuck listening to it against my will at every turn. So here’s my prediction for this season, put into writing so I can … More Facebook Post: September 1, 2015